"what do you need this time?"" joke
Joe was apt to pray only when things weren`t going well, which was pretty often. & One day as he implored God for help with another mess he was in, to his surprise, he heard a wondrous voice:& "All right, Joe, what do you need this time?" Amazed, Joe asked, "God, is that You?" "Yes, Joe.& What do you ask of Me now?" Joe complained, "God, why does it always take so long for my prayers to be answered?" God answered, "Time is not the same for Me.& A thousand of your years is just a second for Me." "Wow! If that`s what time is for you, what is money?" "All the treasure of the world is just a penny for Me." Joe, always one to take advantage of the situation, began to scheme. "God, You can do anything, right?" "Yes, anything I wish.& Why do you ask?" "You are always so generous, and surely You wouldn`t miss a penny.& Will You give me just one of your pennies?" begged Joe. "Just a second," came the answer.
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