"when the boogyman goes to sleep every-night he che..." joke

when the boogyman goes to sleep every-night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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