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Bob and Ray walking down the street. Bob said, "Hey, Look at that dog with one eye!"

So Ray said, "Okay!" and covered up one of his eyes!!

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

A guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.
"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.
Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Yngwie here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."
The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast harmonic minor lick - and it sounds just like Yngwie. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing really fast neo-classical shreds through what sounds very much like a vintage more...

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?
Evidently all of them.

What is the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing Tennis.