Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
Clean rooms are boring.
The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.
You should always show up at your funeral.
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Air travel
Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.
I've reached the age where the
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Honesty is the best policy
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Any woman can have the body of a 21
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
Clean rooms are boring.
Clean rooms are boring.
The most enjoyable way to follow a
The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.
You should always
You should always show up at your funeral.