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Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Knock knock... cows
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go more...
Golf Genie
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on
the more...
funniest F****** joke ever
ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room more...
21, 21, 21...
There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."
Then more...
Taco Bell and your period
What do Taco Bell and your period have in common?
They are both great, even late!
Dumb blonde
A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the more...