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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Feels great
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off more...
Star Wars
Yo mama is so ugly that when she auditioned for star wars they didnt give her a costume!!!
Rambo
Question: What happened to Mr.T and Chuck Norris these days? Why aren't they
making films more...
There are 10 types of people in the
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
You have a cough
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
I always take life with a grain of
I always take life with a grain of salt,. ..plus a slice of lemon,. ..and a shot of tequila.
bafana bafana
A little boy was crying and a man walked up to him and said wats rong the boy replied my mum beats more...