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Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer.
This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period
THE RESULT: 100% of the men
1 Gained weight
2 Talked excessively without making sense
3 Became overly emotional
4 Couldn't drive
5 Failed to think rationally
6 Argued over nothing
7 Had to sit down while urinating
8 Refused to apologise when wrong
No further testing is planned.
"Scientists in the USA have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn''t drive..."
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Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.