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TOP TEN REASONS MICROSOFT INVESTED $150 MILLION IN APPLE
10. Bill Gates found spare change in his trousers
9. First and last month's rent on empty office space in Cupertino
8. Fee: Steve Jobs to give charisma lessons to Microsoft CEO
7. Two words: Rhapsody 98
6. Small price to pay for world domination
5. Bill to Larry: I own you now, too
4. Jobs and Woz threw in a signed Apple I as part of the deal
3. Best way to assure Gates a starring role in next Pixar
animated feature
2. Easier than bribing entire Justice Department
1. Strategic move: Apple users now hate Jobs more than Gates
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5, 000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150. 00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5, 000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150. 00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2, 000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Beggar: I am the author of a book called "150 methods to become rich"
Man: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best methods. ...
What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?
A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8. 1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150, 000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. The European community is sending food and money.
The United States of America is sending 150, 000 replacement Mexicans.