150 Jokes

A doctor stayed home from work one day because his toilet was clogged, and he couldn't get a plumber to make a housecall at any other time.
The plumber finally arrived several hours late. He spent about 15 minutes clearing the blockage in the toilet, and then he told the doctor, "That'll be $150, please."
Almost instantly, the doctor began to shout, " Are you out of your mind!? I am a doctor, and even I don't make $150 in 15 minutes!"
But the plumber explained, "I know how it is, doc. I used to be a doctor too, but I had to switch professions so I could start making some decent money!"

There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them each $150 and telling them to go off and spend it how they see fit. The first girl comes back and announces that she has spent the $150 on a complete makeover and new hair-do. The guy thinks that is really nice. The second girl comes back and announces that she has spent the $150 on a new see through nightie. The guy thinks that is really nice too. The third girl comes back and puts a wad of money onto the table in front of him. "What's this? " he asks. The girl explains that she has taken the $150 and invested it and made $2000 with it. The guy is really impressed by this but now he has to go away and decide who he will keep. So who do you think he picks? ????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The one with the biggest BOOBS, of course!

A big earthquake with the strength of 8. 1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150, 000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. The European community is sending food and money.

The United States of America is sending 150, 000 replacement Mexicans.

What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?
A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.

A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.

When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."

The man says, "No problem. I'm from Chicago."

So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.

"No problem... just like Chicago in June," the man says.

So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Chicago man is doing.

The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
"No problem. Just like Chicago in July," the man says.

So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. more...