75-year Jokes

A 75-year old couple decided they wanted to have a child together. But they were having trouble conceiving. So to see if he could still be the father of a child, he went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get more...

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor
gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample
tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him
the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks
what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then
her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady
next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get more...

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand - nothing. Then with her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

>>> A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
>>>
>>> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
>>> me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man
>>> reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as
>>> clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>>
>>> The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's
>>> like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
>>> with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
>>> tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing.
>>> She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the
>>> teeth out, and still nothing.
>>>
>>> Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both
>>> hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You
>>> asked more...

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man
reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as
clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened,
and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with
my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still
nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried
with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was
shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but
no matter what we tried, more...