Aardvarks Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
Whos aardvarks favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!