Whos Jokes

A black a puertorican and a hispanic are all in a car. Whos's driving?
The cops.

A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand youre claiming damages for the injuries youre supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company."Yes, thats right," replied the farmer, nodding his head."You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, Ive never felt better inn my life. Is that the case?""Yeah, but" stammered the farmer."A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly."Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmers counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said."Certainly," replied the farmer. more...

Whos aardvarks favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!