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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for."Oh, around $100, 000 a year, depending on the benefits package.""Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22. 5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20, 000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible."The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are you kidding?""Yeah. But you started it."

What's the difference between an actuary and an accountant?

An actuary does much the same thing as an accountant but lacks the accountant's bright and vivacious personality.

Q: Why are they putting the accountants at the bottom of the ocean?
A: They found out that deep down they're really not so bad.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont? Depreciation.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........ Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting