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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "Howd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "Its natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "Howd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "Its natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "Howd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "Its natural."

The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entered the shop one day and said, "Just how much is that watch?""It's $2000, ma'am.""Hmmm. Well, would you consider time payments for it?""Just what sort of' time schedule' did you have in mind?""I was thinking two times a week for the next two months."

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."

The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entered the shop one day and said, "Just how much is that watch?" "It's $2000, ma'am." "Hmmm. Well, would you consider time payments for it?" "Just what sort of' time schedule' did you have in mind?" "I was thinking two times a week for the next two months."

A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in
high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a
process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called
each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told
them how the student made a difference to her and the class. Then she
presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters
which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference."
Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what
kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each
of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and
spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the
results, see who honored whom and report back to the class in about a
week
One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a
nearby company and honored him for helping him with his more...