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Actual Court Sayings!

30 things people actually said in court

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1. Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th Q: What year?
A: Every year.

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2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.

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3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

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4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years

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5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A My name is Susan.

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6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximatly milepost
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