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A couple is at an Art exhibition, and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts 3 very black, very naked men, sitting on a park bench; 2 have a black penis, and the one in the middle has a pink penis.
As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the artist walks by and says "Can I help you with this painting. I'm the artist who painted it."
The man says "Well, we like the painting but don't understand why you have 3 African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis, while the other two have black penises."
The artist says "Oh, you are misinterpreting the painting. They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch.

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador.
For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said "As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable.
Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was much impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next more...

Sardar Joginder Singh boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. She heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. Eager to talk to her, he asks, "Business trip or vacation ?"
She smiles & says, "Business. I'm a sexologist, and I am going to the annual Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows & calmly asks: "What is it about?"
"It will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really ? What m-myths are those ?" he asks.
"Well," she explains. "One popular myth is that Sudanese Men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is Dravidian Men who have the largest average penis size in the world. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is Bengali Men."
Suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I more...

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded--you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger. This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief. The African ambassador was much impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year. When the visit came, the more...

What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?
One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African.

An Sudanese went down to South Africa to visit a buddy of his. They went driving down the highway in the South African's pick-up. Around a bend in the road they came across an Indian. The South African pulls out his gun and shoots the Zulu. The Sudanese says "Hey! What did you do that for!!??"
The South African says "It's legal to do that here!"
The Sudanese says "Okay. Seems pretty strange to me but if you say so."
They drive along a little more and come across another Zulu. The South African takes out his gun and shots him as well. The Sudanese says "Are you sure it's legal to do that here?".
The South African says "Sure. .. we do it all the time."
So, they drive into this small town and stop at a liquor store. The Sudanese puts a case of beer in the back of the truck just as an Zulu is crossing the street towards him. He takes out the South African's gun and shoots the Zulu. The South African comes running more...

An Sudanese went down to South Africa to visit a buddy of his. They went driving down the highway in the South African's pick-up. Around a bend in the road they came across an Indian. The South African pulls out his gun and shoots the Zulu. The Sudanese says "Hey! What did you do that for!!??"
The South African says "It's legal to do that here!"
The Sudanese says "Okay. Seems pretty strange to me but if you say so."
They drive along a little more and come across another Zulu. The South African takes out his gun and shots him as well. The Sudanese says "Are you sure it's legal to do that here?".
The South African says "Sure... we do it all the time."
So, they drive into this small town and stop at a liquor store. The Sudanese puts a case of beer in the back of the truck just as an Zulu is crossing the street towards him. He takes out the South African's gun and shoots the Zulu. The South African comes running over more...