Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yes, it seems the Joneses are trying to keep up with the Palins.

Alaska may consider bans on bestiality after a 26-year-old registered sex offender was accused of molesting a local family's pet dog in the community of Klawock.Governor Sarah Palin, who is a strong supporter of the bill stated, “If this bill would have passed a year a go, my daughter may have never gotten pregnant”

Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi Johnston is welcome to visit on Thanksgiving. Coincidentally, Thanksgving is about a week after the Playgirl magazine hits the stands in which Levi shows the world his drumstick.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my mummy! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Sarah Palin met with the Republican governors association yesterday. She said, "Just because we are the minority party doesnt mean we have to be the negative party." The new GOP slogan: happy happy joy joy.

Critics say that Republican VP nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Palin lacks the experience to be the nation's Commander-in-Chief.. This is simply not true. As Alaska's Commander-in-Chief, she once dispatched the Alaska National Guard to quell a herd of rioting moose.

A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said " honey my hands are cold again". So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "Honey my hands are cold again". She then said, "Damn how much longer until your ears get cold?"