Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes
We should not even be talking about Sarah Palin because it's sexist.
Following the controversy with a monologue joke from Late Show host David Letterman, Sarah Palin told Today Show host Matt Lauer that if her daughter Willow ever met Letterman in person, she "would want to react to him in a way that maybe would catch him off guard."
...like beg him to adopt her.
"She said she had not enjoyed it. Isn't that amazing? Something like100 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only people who don'tseem to enjoy it are running for office."
Jay Leno
SarahPalin is publishing her memoirs entitled "Going Rogue." It contains aspecial section with color by numbers pages in the back, featuringRussia and her house.
Did you hear Sarah Palin named her kid with Down Syndrome “Trig”? Yeah, like that kid's ever gonna be able to do math. That's just cruel. What?! Are you going to have a kid in a wheelchair and name him Walker?!
Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer. If the conference is successful, there goes Alaska's musical theater.
I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job-George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"-Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'"-George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan.We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks."-George Bush"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."-Dan Quayle"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."-Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in more...