Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes
The seven dwarfs woke up one day and they were all excited because they got to go see the Pope that day.
So they got to the Vatican and pushed Dopey up to the pope and said, "Ask him, ask him!" Dopey asked, "Pope, are there any nuns in Alaska?" and the Pope said, "Ya there are some nuns there!" but Bashful stood and said, "No, ask him the real question!"
So Dopey asked the Pope, "Are there any black nuns in Alaska?" And the Pope said, "Yes, there are some black nuns in Alaska!" but Doc jumped up and said, "Ask him the real question before you get 6 ass whoopings!"
So Dopey asked the Pope, "Are there any black, midget nuns in Alaska?" and the Pope thought, and the Pope thought, and he said, "No, Dopey I'm sorry there aren't!"
Dopey turned the other way looking very disappointed to see the other 6 dwarfs dancing and singing childishly saying, "Dopey more...
Capitalizing on the enormous popularity of Sarah Palin, FOX has announced that the Alaskan governor will star in three holiday specials:
Dec 4--"There's No Place Like Nome for the Holidays"
Dec 10--"I Can See the North Pole from My House"
Dec 15--"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town--You Betcha!"
In a newly released book "Game Change", Sarah Palin says that her selection as the Vice-Presidential nominee of the Republican party was "God's plan." So.... God really does have a sense of humor!
Little John: I used to be a big-game hunber. Why, for years I shot elephants in Alaska.
Big Alfred: That's impossible! There aren't any elephants in Alaska.
Little John: Of course not. I shot them all.
In an ABC interview last night Sarah Palin struggled with foreign policy questions. In particular, she was unable to describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. In all fairness, President Bush can't describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. Palin also admitted she had never met any foreign heads of state. Well, except for one--Arnold Schwarzenegger.