Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes
The idea of Palin as President of the United States has many of us questioning term limits. If McPain is going to win, I want another four years of Bush, war and recession, thank you very much.
In a recent video, John McCain said that he was proud of Sarah Palin. Maybe that's why he isn't President.
Capitalizing on the Jay Leno / Conan O'Brien confusion at NBC, Fox News has announced that it is joining the late night comedy business by hiring Sarah Palin as a "news analyst."
According to a new book on the 2008 presidential campaign, Sarah Palin did not know why North and South Korea were separate. She also said she didn't know why there's an East and West Virginia.
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this warning...
"Warning: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing, so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognise the difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure: Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper."
"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF."
Bill Maher
Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.