Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who youwant in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phonecall at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in thegarbage can."
Bill Maher
Sarah Palin has a new job on Fox. Expected to deliver short, 30-second political commentary pieces, most people are betting she’ll pull out after 15seconds.
A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs.
It became known as Dogless Fairbanks.
On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called.
"It's some dumb glacier," he replied.
Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it out myself. I spotted our location and found the name of the ice mass.
It was called, just as he'd said, "Sumdum Glacier."
"Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?"
Bill Maher
Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, Joe Bidden, John McCainThe solutions to the financial crisis are probably unpopular andundoubtedly confusing, so it's time for a good old-fashionedgeneric-off.
My buddy just moved to Alaska. He said the first six months of daylight is awesome. The second six months, the vampire problem is completely out of control.