Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist. Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting. Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.Fairbanks: A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

The Ballad of Sarah PalinSong Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason StormProduced by Warpedcorp

The full moon Friday night was the biggest one of the year as the moon reached its closest point to our planet. The moon was so close to Earth, in fact, that Sarah Palin prolcaimed, "I can see the Sea of Tranquility from my house."

I understand America's excitment over Sarah Palin. It's simple. This is the first Vice President that people would want to fuck. Sure, Al Gore could stay stiff for days but his personality turned people off.

University of Alaska
Statewide Dept. of Human Resource Development
303 Tanana Drive, Room 1, Bunnell Bldg.
Fairbanks, Alaska 99701
Sirs,
I've decided to apply for your position as a systems
programmer even though I hate snow worse than I hate snakes.
I've been training for going on two years now at a local
community college in data processing, computers, and that sort of
stuff and have probably learned all about MVS/SP, JES2, ACF/VTAM,
NCP, CICS, IDMS and a bunch of other letters you didn't even list
(In fact, there's about 26 of them total)!
I feel that this qualifies me in that respect. As for IBM
systems, I have an IBM Selectric and even an IBM wall clock at
which my current boss says I watch better than anyone else here.
You list Assembly but that seems like a typo to me because that
is a hardware thing, nothing real programmers are supposed to do.
However, if you will train me I will even buy my own more...

Sarah Palin wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade – the supreme court case protecting women’s right to abortion.

Palin says, “If I have to be stuck with 5 kids, everyone has to be stuck with 5 kids.

Sarah's secret weapon for the debate. I wonder if Biden can play flute like this?