Alaska Jokes / Recent Jokes
During last night's debate Sarah Palin twice mistakenly referred to the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan as "Gen. McClellan." His name is David McKiernan. General McClellan was a union general during the civil war. Ironically, John McCain served with distinction under General McClellan.
After her performance in last night’s debate, Sarah Palin has dropped out of the Vice Presidential race citing financial hardship. She reportedly has signed lucrative contracts with Anheuser Bush and The National Tourette Syndrome Foundation.
Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.
How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab."
"Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week."
"That's okay," says the bartender.
"I'll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall."
"But," says Pat, "I don't want any of my friends to see that."
"They won't," says the bartender.
"I'll just hang your parka over it until it's paid."
Sarah Palin's so thrilled about her first book, that she's decided to read another one!
Sarah Palin has beenquiet for over three weeks. No comedy writer suicides have yet beenreported. Then again, most of them live alone.