Alchohal Jokes / Recent Jokes

two scientests are working on an expierement. they have 4 worms and 4 jars. in one jar is sperm. another is alchohal. third is smoke. fourth one filled with dirt. they come bac after 24 hrs the one in the sperm, alchohal, and smoke are dead the one in the dirt is alive. this is what it teaches you if you have sex drink and smoke u wont get worms

1) when you are tick or treating come in through the persons window with a knife and shout " TRICK OR TREAT! "
2) Take a bottle of alchohal and go up to a random person. Shout " The power of christ compells you! " and dump the alchohal on them.
3) While going through the drive through have a breifcase full of monopoloy money ready.whisper into the speaker something in a made up lanuage.Pull up to the window and hand them the breifcase.
4) Go up to someone and start following them.
when they ask you to stop say in a low voice " Death by turtle"
5) GO up to someone and pretend that you know them and talk on and on about your childhood (remember to include them) and then look at them and act really surprised then shout out "IMPOSTER!"