Alfie Jokes / Recent Jokes
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.' Sis,' he said,' I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.'' That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied.' Why? '' Then I'd only have to hear you once a year! '
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols. Thats nice of you, Alfie, she replied. Why? Then Id only have to hear you once a year!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie you in my dreams! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!