Ambushed Jokes

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the more...

A cowboy is out riding the range when he suddenly gets ambushed by a group of Indians. They take him back to their village where he goes before the Chief. The Chief looks at him and says, "You, white man, will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. What is your first wish?"
Looking around, the cowboy gives it some deep thought, then says, "Can I talk to my horse, O' Great Chief?"
The Chief is puzzled by the request but says, "Sure, white man, talk to your horse."
The cowboy goes to his horse, whispers in its ear and the horse gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians sit around and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish but, all of a sudden, the horse returns with a brunette riding upon its back. The Indians look amazed. The Chief grins and points to a secluded teepee. Embarrassed, the cowboy takes the brunette into the teepee.
An hour later, he comes out and says to the Chief, "Can I more...