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An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself,' Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!' and continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said,' Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman - she is dead!' and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.

He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted,' Jean... Jean zere is zis man, zis woman... naked in farmer Gaston's field making love.' The police chief smiled and said;' Come, come, Henri you are not so old; remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, L'amour! Zis is ok.'

'Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!'

Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station, jumped on his bike, more...

Les programmes d'enseignement ayant beaucoup evolue, certaines classes primaires ont desormais le droit a un cours d'education sexuelle. Ainsi, l'institutrice de cours elementaire apprenait-t-elle a ses ouailles le sens de l'expression "faire l'amour" en leur montrant la photo tres sobre d'un couple enlace.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Amour!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want!

Knock KnockWhos there! Amour! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want!

Knock Knock Who's there! Amour! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want!