Anagrams Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be clever and change "a lightbulb" into "bull bit hag", and one to try and sell copies of the "Anagram for Windows" program he wrote.

    He grew bogus
    Bush ego grew
    Where bugs go
    Whose bugger?
    "W": he bugs Gore
    e.g. bug whores?
    Ugh! Sewer bog!
    Bugger, who's 'e?
    Ogre hugs web
    Other related anagrams
    President George "Dubya" Bush:
    Ego upset by greed and hubris
    USA President George Bush:
    Ass...one stupid bugger here!
    Huge, depressing saboteur
    The Republican Party:
    Try neat, happier club
    Buy that pearl, Prince!
    Entire rat club happy!
    Aren't public therapy
    Republicans / Democrats:
    Superb morals? Accident!
    Cured satanic problems
    Products enable racism

    Amazing Anagrams

    Dormitory == Dirty Room

    Desperation == A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines == Cash Lost in `em

    Animosity == Is No Amity

    Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z`s

    Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

    Semolina == Is No Meal

    The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

    A Decimal Point == I`m a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

    Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

    Contradiction == Accord not in it

    This one`s amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

    To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

    Becomes:

    In one of the Bard`s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

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