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Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in `em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z`s

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I`m a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it

This one`s amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Becomes:

In one of the Bard`s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

And the grand more...

He grew bogus
Bush ego grew
Where bugs go
Whose bugger?
"W": he bugs Gore
e.g. bug whores?
Ugh! Sewer bog!
Bugger, who's 'e?
Ogre hugs web
Other related anagrams
President George "Dubya" Bush:
Ego upset by greed and hubris
USA President George Bush:
Ass...one stupid bugger here!
Huge, depressing saboteur
The Republican Party:
Try neat, happier club
Buy that pearl, Prince!
Entire rat club happy!
Aren't public therapy
Republicans / Democrats:
Superb morals? Accident!
Cured satanic problems
Products enable racism

Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be clever and change "a lightbulb" into "bull bit hag", and one to try and sell copies of the "Anagram for Windows" program he wrote.