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What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!

What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!

Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten ants!

After the sudden demise of of his good buddy, (the Elephant) the Ant thought of seeing his friend's wife, the lady elephant ("Ali Kaalla") and took a bus to her place.
Having learnt that she was not at home, the Ant thought of going to the temple to see the "Loku Hamuduruwo" to discuss about the three months arms giving of his friend - the Elephant.
When the Ant was about to enter the Temple, he realises that the Lady Elephant is already there in the temple.
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He is seing the pair of slippers of the Lady out side the temple.

Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant!