Ant Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!

What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

A lady ant proposed marriage to an elephant. "Marriage!" scoffed the tusker, "don't be silly! How can I marry you?"
The lady ant pleaded with him but to no avail. Then she asked him to bend down so that she could whisper her secret in his ear to persuade him to accept her proposal. The elephant knelt down to hear what she had to say. "The reason why I want you to marry me now is that the child I am carrying in my womb is yours."

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant. .. Dead ant, Dead Ant. . Dead Ant"(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

Beijing (Reuter, 1/26) - China's official Xinhua news agency, which announced this week that maggot extract is a good source of nutrition, urged people Thursday to add ants to their diet with a set of recipes cooked up by a professor. Wu Zhicheng, "an expert on ant diet" based in the central city of Nanjing, has worked out dozens of recipes for ant-based cakes, teas and wines in an effort to promote ant eating, it said. "Ants are a miniature nutritious treasury," Xinhua quoted Wu as saying, adding that ants contained more zinc than either soybeans or pig liver. Xinhua said Chinese have been eating ants for more than 3, 000 years and "the longevity of many old people who are now over 100 years old has been found to be connected with an ant diet." The edible ant suggestion follows Xinhua's report Saturday that announced a scientific team had worked out a way to develop maggots as a "huge new source of nourishment for the 1990s." "Maggot more...