Ante Jokes

In Lappland Ante was caught stealing reindeer.
The owner was so mad that he undressed Ante and tied him to a birch tree. He was to stand there during the night as a suitable punishment.
The next morning the owner came to untie Ante:
"I hope the mosquitos were really bad this night!"
"Oh, the mosquitos were nothing compared to that weaning reindeer calf which could not find its mother!"