Mosquitos Jokes

In Lappland Ante was caught stealing reindeer.
The owner was so mad that he undressed Ante and tied him to a birch tree. He was to stand there during the night as a suitable punishment.
The next morning the owner came to untie Ante:
"I hope the mosquitos were really bad this night!"
"Oh, the mosquitos were nothing compared to that weaning reindeer calf which could not find its mother!"

Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you!

whats the difference beetween a blond and a mosquito? mosquitos stop sucking when you slap them, blonds don't.

One day morron and banta were sleeping. There were lots of mosquitos. morron told banta to close the lights so that the mosquitos would not be able to see them. then banta saw a firefly and said "now the mosquitos are looking for us with torches"

What is a mosquitos favourite sport? Skin-diving!