Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?
Ready steady glow!
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
The one in the sugar bowl!
How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
Put a pile of manure in the living room!
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
A firefly with a short circuit!
Which fly makes films?
Stephen Speilbug!
Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
He was light fingered!
Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
They where playing for the cup!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can`t bird!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied `er!

A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk, and they came to a dark woods. "All right, kids," she ordered, "line up, and whatever happens, don't shine your
light. There are owls in the forest and they might fly down and eat you!" The small fireflies did as they were told, with the youngest firefly at the end of the line. As they were moving carefully along, suddenly the mother saw a light far back. "Stop!" she whispered. "Who lit the light back there?" "I did," admitted the youngster. "You heard what I told you," scolded the mother. "Why did you disobey?" "Well," said the little one, "when you gotta glow, you gotta glow."

One day morron and banta were sleeping. There were lots of mosquitos. morron told banta to close the lights so that the mosquitos would not be able to see them. then banta saw a firefly and said "now the mosquitos are looking for us with torches"

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things? What goes "snap, crackle and pop"? A firefly with a short circuit!