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MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!!



AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.



SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P. M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.



CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FORTHIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.



ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT IS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.



AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF

OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.



THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT more...

Anti-terrorist action
The president of the US has asked us to join together in the following action.
Since the muslims are against consuming alcohol and looking at naked women, besides their wives, we propose the following.
Tommorrow at noon (12:00 h local time) we ask all the women to go out and run naked through the streets, the men will follow them with a beer in their hands.
This will help us to locate the terrorists among us.
The United States thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you.