Terrorist Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

I sometimes feel so bad about things that I wonder if I am sane. I see so many people acting so stupidly in the world, that what they do makes no sense. Maybe I'm the only sane person and everyone else is crazy! It seems like the world has gotten both stupider and nastier over the years, or at least the U.S. has.
It is the asinine stupidity - and plain arrogance - of people that makes me sick. The District of Columbia is damn near so bankrupt it would be "30c short of a quarter." The Financial Control Board gave a timid order to Mayor-for-life Marion "Snort, Snort" Barry to cut 6,000 city employees.
Washington is so obscenely overstaffed that the number of people that should be cut from its payroll is more like 60,000! This isn't cutting the payroll, this is giving it a manicure! People are practically calling this near-nothing cutback a "meat axe" approach!
All the while the city goes deeper into red ink. I'm thinking, when the city does go more...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one
American, were on their way to an international business conference when
they were kidnaped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.
"You, your companies and your countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed
the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last
requests?"
The Englishman spoke first.
"Before I die, I want to honor my contry and protest this barbaric act by
singing "God Save The Queen" to all your men."
"That can be arranged," said the terrorist.
The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor MY country before I die by singing
"The Marseilles" to your men."
The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor MY country by giving the
lecture I was going to present on the Japanese style of industrial management."
The terrorist turned finally more...

Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus are captured by terrorists.
They are brought up in front of a firing line. The head terrorist asks Billy Ray Cyrus for any last requests. To which Billy replies "Well, I sure would like to sing _Achy Breaky Heart_ jus' one more time!"
The head terrorist says "fair enough".
The head terrorist then asks Garth Brooks the same question. And Garth answers "shot me first!"

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.


122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. ..

123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.


124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.


125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!


127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.


128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A more...