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Knock Knock Who's there! Anya! Anya who? Anya best behavior!

Knock KnockWhos there! Anya! Anya who? Anya best behavior!

After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, "Hey, Stanley, wasn't this Anya's arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her."
"I dunno, Victor," said Stanley, and they continued the search.
A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg.
"Stanley, couldn't this be part of Anya? She had great legs." Stanley shrugged and they walked on.
Finally the energetic Victor came across a woman's head, which he held out at arm's length for his friend's inspection.
"Nope," said Stanley at last. "Anya was a lot taller."

After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, "Hey, Stanley, wasn't this Anya's arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her.""I dunno, Victor," said Stanley, and they continued the search.A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg."Stanley, couldn't this be part of Anya? She had great legs." Stanley shrugged and they walked on.Finally the energetic Victor came across a woman's head, which he held out at arm's length for his friend's inspection."Nope," said Stanley at last. "Anya was a lot taller."

After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, "Hey, Stanley, wasn't this Anya's arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her." "I dunno, Victor," said Stanley, and they continued the search. A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg." Stanley, couldn't this be part of Anya? She had great legs." Stanley shrugged and they walked on. Finally the energetic Victor came across a woman's head, which he held out at arm's length for his friend's inspection." Nope," said Stanley at last. "Anya was a lot taller."