Apna Jokes

Seen written behind a Matador van was the following slogan:
Dostie pakkee, kharch apnaa apnaa.
Nahaaengey ikatthey, kacchha apna apna. (Firm in friendship, we pay our own bills. We'll bathe together but wear separate bathing shorts.)

Boy: Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

Girl: Really?

Boy: Yes.

After marrid boy left her with in week,

Grl: Y u did?

Boy: jaan mainy kha tha tmy apna bna k choro ga.