Apple Jokes / Recent Jokes
A son finished eating his apple and asked his father if he could have another. "Another apple?" yelled his father, "What, do you think they grow on trees?"
Whats the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie? !
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.
They each had to throw one item out:
The 1st guy threw out an apple.
The 2nd one threw out a bannana.
The 3rd one threw out a bomb.
There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.
A guy went up to the 1st one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "an Apple hit me on the head.
He went up to the 2nd one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "a Bannana hit me on the head."
He went up to the 3rd one and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!"
Teacher-What Did Newton Think When He Saw The Apple Fall From The Tree?
Student-Its Simple Madam He Thought Of Whether Eating It Raw Or Whether Making An Apple Salad And Eating It.
Here are some responses by younger students from a secular
school when asked to expound on various teachings of the Bible. Their words
are unedited:
"In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the
world, so he took the Sabbath off."
"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."
"Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark."
"Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears."
"Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night."
"The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with
the unwympathetic Genitals."
"Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like
Delilah."
"Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles."
"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any more...