Archbishop Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored.
"Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that."
"It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop, and after a moment added, "As a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."

A Catholic man was friendly with a Jewish man, so when his son became a priest, he was eager to share the good news with his friend. "My son just entered the priesthood!" he told his Jewish friend excitedly.

"Ehhh. .. that's nice," the Jewish man said with complacency.

"Don't you get it. .. he could one day become a monsignor," the Catholic insisted.

"Mmm. .. that's nice," the Jewish man repeated, maddeningly unenthusiastic.

"But one day he might become a bishop!"

"That's nice."

"An archbishop! My son. .. my little boy. .. could one day be an archbishop!" the Catholic man exclaimed, frustrated by his friend's utter lack of zeal for the news.

"An archbishop. .. that's nice."

"A cardinal. My boy, my boy who you knew when he was just a little squirt, he could be a cardinal some day maybe."

"That's more...