Archbishop Jokes

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored.
"Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that."
"It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop, and after a moment added, "As a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."

The Fund Raising Problems of Father Murphy
Father Murphy was a priest in a very poor parish. He asked for
suggestions as to how he could raise money for his church. He was
told that horse owners always had money so ho went to a horse auction,
but he made a very poor buy, as the horse turned out to be a donkey.
However, he thought that he might as well enter the donkey in a race.
The donkey came in third, and the next day the headlines in the
paper read, "Father Murphy's Ass Shows." The archbishop saw the paper
and was very displeased. The next day, the donkey came in first and the
headlines read "Father Murphy's Ass out front." The Archbishop was up
in arms and figured that something had to be done.
Father Murphy entered the donkey for the third time and this time
this time it came in second. Now the headlines read "Father Murphy's
Ass back in place." The Archbishop thought this too much so he more...

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored.

' Oh dear,' said the Queen,' How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that.'

' It's quite understandable,' said the archbishop, and after a moment added,' as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse.'

The archbishop was sitting in his study, figuring a crossword puzzle.
His colleague asked, "How are you doing?"
"Well," answered the archbishop, "I've almost finished it, but I'm
stuck with just one word. What's a four-letter word meaning 'a
female' and ending in u-n-t?"
"Why," came the answer, "the word is 'aunt.'"
Oh yes, that's right!" replied the archbishop, "Lend me your eraser."

The Queen was showing the Archbishop around the Royal Stables when a stallion passed gas very loudly.

"Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm sorry about that."

"That's okay" said the Archbishop, "I thought it was the horse."