Arent Jokes

Q: Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why arent Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? Theyre used to people goblin them!

Why arent burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

Why arent football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!