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Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? Theyre used to people goblin them!

Why arent you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why arent football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

Q: Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Why arent burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!