Asians Jokes / Recent Jokes
Disney teen idol Miley Cyrus has been accused of taunting and mocking Asians by making slant-eye poses in a personal photograph with her friends. Today Cyrus apolgized saying, "I so sorry my actions offended so many Japs and Chinks."
Via New York Times
According to a new study, US 4th and 8th grade students have made significant improvements in math as compared to recent years. The study then goes on to say that we're still not doing as well as the Asians. But I would like to point out that we're more fun than the Asians, so who would you rather hang out with? Oh... wait... they had the Olympics this year.... OK... except for this year.. who would you rather hang out with?
I used to be really good at math, but now that I'm not in school I suck. The other day someone asked me what 16 + 7 was, and I said "hmm, it's at least 20"
Q: How many Asians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry.
Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white.
Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering machine.
Own a cellular phone.
Have only Asian friends.
Speak only in Asian languages.
Dress as though you're headed for a party when you're actually going to
class.
If you're a girl, BE SURE TO STUFF YOUR BRA.
If you're a guy, BE SURE TO SOUP UP YOUR ACURA INTEGRA.
Smoke even if you don't know how to, especially if you're with friends.
Travel only in droves of 10 and above to parties.
Go to all the cool Asian "intercollegiate parties"!
Refuse to dance to anything but techno music.
Whenever in droves of 10 or more Asians, stare menacingly at all other
Asians.
Dance in circles at all parties and clubs.
If you're a guy, BE SURE TO COP CHEAP FEELS OFF GIRLS YOU LIKE!
If you're a girl, BE SURE TO more...