Asses Jokes / Recent Jokes

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

There was a guy walking in the desert with only 50 bucks in his pocket. He keeps walking until he sees a sign that reads, 'Cocks', so he goes in the door and talks to the man behind the counter.
"How much are those chickens?" he asks.
"$5, but around here we call 'em cocks," the man replies.
"Ok, I'll take one," he says.
The guy continues walking and comes across another sign that reads, 'Pullets', so he goes in the door and speaks to the man behind the counter.
"How much are those turkeys?" he asks.
"$5, but around here we call 'em pullets," the man says.
"Ok, I'll take one," he replies.
Once again, he continues walking and comes across yet another sign that reads, 'Asses', so he goes in the door and approaches the man.
"How much are those donkeys?" he asks.
"$10, but around here we call 'em asses. If they stop, you have to scratch them under the chin to make 'em go more...