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There was this young boy called Sipho. He was a grade 7 learner. One day the teacher gave Sipho and other students the assignment. The assignment was to draw the picture of a Rabbit. Sipho forgot to do his assignment.
When the due date of the assignment comes, the teacher came in the class and asked his assignment. Sipho just quickly draw a big round. The teacher asked, what s this sipho, is this a Rabbit. Sipho replied, no sir. This is a stone. The Rabbit is hiding behind this big stone.

This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:
Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the personsitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then writethe first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read thefirst paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. Thefirst person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back andforth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in orderto keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree aconclusion has been reached.
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