Athletes Jokes / Recent Jokes
A new survey has found that 69.1 percent of all professional athletes live a luxurious lifestyle. The other 30.9 percent are in prison.
If an athlete gets athletes foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
Q: What is the best xmas present in the world?
A: broken drum You cant beat it!
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A: Deep and crisp and even!!
Q: How do you make opening your christmas presents last longer?
A: Open them with boxing gloves on!
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It is Christmas, Eve!
Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A: The letter D!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
A: Because your teeth chatter.
Q: Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?
A: Because there is not mushroom.
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: mince spy!
Q: What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren't ready?
A: Some day my prints will come.. . . .