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A selection of headlines from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
' 'A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
' 'Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
' 'Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
' 'Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
' 'Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
' 'Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
' 'Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake Tribune.
' 'Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
' 'Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
' 'Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
' 'Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
' 'Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
' 'Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
' 'Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta more...
Two young Atlanta engineers were reminiscing about their college days when one of them remarked, "I sure wish I could have gone to Georgia Tech."
Said his friend, "Oh, hell, you wouldn't have liked Tech too much. The only graduates they have are football players and whores."
"It just so happens that my wife graduated from Georgia Tech," the first snapped.
"Oh, really?" answered the friend, realizing his faux pas. "Tell me, what position did she play?"
A fellow from Boston was in Atlanta, GA, visiting family. One day he decided to take a walk around
the area where his relatives lived to enjoy their fine, comfortable Southern way of life - something
he was not accustomed to, being from Boston.
While he was walking he happened upon a pit bull attacking a small child. His instincts took over,
and he ran to the child's aid. He grabbed the dog, pulled him from the child, and choked the dog
until he was dead.
As the dead animal lay at his feet, a man came running over from the other side of the street. He
announced that he was the star reporter for the Atlanta newspaper, and he would make the rescuer
famous.
ATLANTA MAN SAVES CHILD FROM GRUESOME DEATH
the headlines would proclaim.
The would-be savior explained that it was very nice, but he was from Boston - not Atlanta. The next
day the headlines of the Atlanta paper read:
YANKEE JERK KILLS FAMILY PET
After a winless start to the first week of the season, the NHL's Atlanta Thrashers fired its coach Bob Hartley on Wednesday. Atlanta media reports his firing has upset the entire Thrashers fan.
NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West:Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo NilsBuffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami StallfinsMiami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York PetsNew York Not Yets NFC West:Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC more...
NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West: Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo NilsBuffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami StallfinsMiami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York PetsNew York Not Yets NFC West: Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC more...
Atlanta Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk"
in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink.
In the misprint, the "s" is replaced by a "c." Normally, the small type
under the copyright information states that the "red disk icon and contour
bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co."