Authoring Jokes

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    1. Download a piece of Web authoring software - 20 minutes.
    2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page - 6 weeks.
    3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it - 20 minutes.
    4. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site - 1 minute.
    5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like - 4 days.
    6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again - 25 minutes.
    7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do - 15 minutes.
    8. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there - 4 hours.
    9. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software - 1 minute.
    10. Try to horizontally line up two related images - 6 hours.
    11. Remove one of the images - 10 seconds.
    12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your more...

    Download a piece of Web authoring software: 20 minutes.
    Think about what you want to write on your Web page: 6
    weeks.
    Download the same piece of Web authoring software,
    because they have released 3 new versions since the first
    time you downloaded it: 20 minutes.
    Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on
    your site: 1 minute.
    Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them
    that you like: 4 days.
    Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails,
    download it again: 25 minutes.
    Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar
    buttons to see what they do: 15 minutes.
    View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a
    few words here and there: 4 hours.
    Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software:
    1 minute.
    Try to horizontally line up two related images: 6
    hours.
    Remove one of the images: 10 seconds.
    Set the text's font color to the same color as more...

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