"How To Build A Web Page" joke

Download a piece of Web authoring software: 20 minutes.
Think about what you want to write on your Web page: 6
weeks.
Download the same piece of Web authoring software,
because they have released 3 new versions since the first
time you downloaded it: 20 minutes.
Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on
your site: 1 minute.
Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them
that you like: 4 days.
Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails,
download it again: 25 minutes.
Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar
buttons to see what they do: 15 minutes.
View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a
few words here and there: 4 hours.
Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software:
1 minute.
Try to horizontally line up two related images: 6
hours.
Remove one of the images: 10 seconds.
Set the text's font color to the same color as your
background, wonder why all your text is gone: 4 hours.
Download a counter from your ISP: 4 minutes.
Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are
visitor number 16.3 E10": 3 hours.
Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text: 8 hours.
Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page
on your ISP: 40 minutes.
Accidentally delete your complete web page: 1 second.
Recreate your web page: 2 days.
Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your
ISP's server: 3 weeks.
Call a patient friend to find out about FTP: 30
minutes.
Download FTP software: 10 minutes.
Call your friend again: 15 minutes.
Upload your web page to your ISP's server: 10 minutes.
Connect to your site on the web: 1 minute.
Repeat any and all of the previous steps: eternity.